Would it be out of line if I said I pity the woman [he] marries?
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| — | My AP Lit teacher about a sexist asshole in class. |
every time someone makes a group avengers picture but leaves out nick fury, black widow, or maria hill i get really fucking angry
like they will always leave out one of them and it will make
no fucking sense
if youre going to put coleson in at least fucking have nick fury like god
so it makes you…furious???
So, wait, we’re supposed to respect the background characters you self-righteously defend, but you can’t be arsed to spell “Coulson” correctly?
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
Tom [Hiddleston] loves hugs. I did a film with him, and there were plenty of hugs on that film, group hugs.
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| — | Chris Hemsworth, saying Tom was apparently the instigator of cuddles on the set of The Avengers [x] (via colinfirth) |
